Scene: Me, Kwasi, and Kwabena are lying in bed this morning, and I feel Kwabena's pull-up and it's bulky. I pull aside the front his pull-up. It wasn't full of pee. It was his HAND.
Me: "Kwabena, what you got down there? Is your pull-up full of pee-pee?"
Kwabena: "I am holding my penis."
Me: "You're what??"
Kwabena: "I'm holding my penis."
Me and Kwasi: "Why?"
Kwabena: "Because it's big!"